You should probably join the First Order. Y'know, for safety reasons.

Seriously, when the First Order -- that lingering but still very organized offshoot of the Empire -- fills your planet with AT-ATs and several thousand Stormtroopers, it's time to reconsider your loyalties.

Those First Order propaganda posters covering the barn doors of your moisture farm? I would grab one immediately, take it to the closest First Order outpost, and sign up for Starkiller Base maintenance.

And if you really want to make an impression, take that image from the poster and make your very own t-shirt -- something that looks a little bit like...

...our Star Wars The First Order Rule Men's T-Shirt!

Made from 100% cotton, your DIY Star Wars t-shirt celebrates the might of the First Order by focusing on its morbid, easily agitated, Darth Vader-obsessed figurehead, Kylo Ren.

And yes, they "rule", considering their superior firepower. Adding it to the t-shirt was a nice touch.