Are you a failed stand-up comedian? Have you ever been shot by a failed stand-up comedian? What about kidnapped? If yes, do you enjoy fridges?

I ask these questions because I'm trying to determine if you have the stomach for our Killing Joke magnet.

Did you read the classic graphic novel written by Alan Moore with art by Brian Bolland? If you haven't -- and you're squeamish -- I wouldn't recommend it.

But, if you appreciate mature stories, stunning art, and the ghoulish neo-noir platitudes of Batman, Batman: The Killing Joke is absolutely worth your time. 

After you read it -- because you will -- I recommend celebrating your uplifting comic book experience with a colorful magnet featuring the graphic novel's stunning cover. Yep.