The Joker always bluffs.

I mean, he's the Joker -- of course he's going to bluff (and cackle, and guffaw, and shoot an acidic stream from a flowery lapel pin). 

And his poker face is impenetrable -- he laughs uncontrollably at each and every hand he's dealt. 

Celebrating the Joker and his intense relationship with blood-splattered card decks -- and celebrating your decision to finally buy a belt, because, well, your crack -- we present The Joker Flipping Cards Seatbelt Belt.

This adjustable Joker belt -- made from actual seatbelt material -- features repeating green and purple images of the Joker, playing cards, and arbitrary flourishes.

And since this is, in fact, a seatbelt, this Joker belt for men and women features a solid-metal seatbelt buckle with push-button release.