This description will not, under any circumstances, mention speed, the Speed Force, or time travel.

By now, you're either familiar with the Flash or an expatriate from another dimension who never read a comic, watched a movie, or cringed at the melodrama oozing from the CW network.

So, let's talk plainly, shall we? If you happen to the like the Flash -- because of his vaunted super-powers allowing him to do you-know-what -- and find yourself in dire need of an especially resilient belt, I suggest purchasing The Flash Symbol Seatbelt Belt.

This adjustable Flash belt -- made from actual seatbelt material -- features repeating and considerately spaced Flash symbols.

And since this is, in fact, a seatbelt, this Flash belt for men and women features a solid-metal seatbelt buckle with push-button release.